Butt Dialed

I'm usually the very first number in people's phones and you wouldn't believe how often I get butt dialed. I have a friend who it seems the only time I talk to her is when she accidentally butt dials me. I also get lots of calls about lost phones, they dial me and expect me to know who's phone it is. Today I got call from my 4 year old neighbor. He was playing with one of his parent's phones and since I'm the first number, it dialed me. I tried to tell him to to go give the phone to him mom or dad but he wanted to tell me about going poop on the potty. He was very cute!